Matthew from Cali ordered a USB scope and writes:

While sitting on our comfy couch high as balls, we decided that we need to inspect our nugs better. While googling nug scopes we found this perfect one that will hook up to our computer. Our computer is hooked up to our big screen and we thought that it would be a wonderful sight to see crystally nugs right there in front of us. Great idea – huh. How about a free jar for the huge order

High as balls eh? So that’s what, like 32 inches off the ground? I’m unimpressed.

Computer hooked up the big screen? That I can dig. That’s the sort of gimmick I run at my house.  I’ve also played with the USB camera on it. Good idea, good times.

Not long from now Matt will be oogling his herb like a real connoisseur. To round out the deal I sent a free small CN jar. Now there is nothing stopping him from being his own 420 Scientist. Enjoy!

Jay from Tulsa gets the day’s free jar for being the only customer today to order extra lids.

Today’s free 420 jar winner was a real stand out. Natalia from Minnesota commented with her order for a Write and Erase jar :

me and my buddy were sitting baked out of our minds and happened to Google 420 and you guys came up. hook up a free bong

Well seeing as how this company doesn’t sell bongs or any of their relative paraphernalia I found this request intriguing. Was it just a silly flippant comment, or a challenging demand?

Can a customer rightfully request a free bong with purchase of a $24.95 jar and expect to actually get it? From a store that doesn’t even sell pieces?

It seems this is like walking into a JC Penny, buying a pair of slacks and asking for an Armani leather jacket free. Of course it wouldn’t ever happen…..

…but what if it did? What if Natalia’s $24.95 jar did come with a $225ish Helix water-pipe? Would rumor of such a deal reverberate through the industry? Would throngs of customers come scratching at our door desperately offering their money and loyalty? Could it shake the foundations of capitalism? Would the boss panic and slap me?

There was only one way to find out.

Calls were made.

Contacts were…..uh….contacted.

Shady shenanigans mixed with flim-flam flying by the seat of my pants wheeling and dealing, I did it all…

… and now I have my answer.

Natalia. Are you excited?

Ya?

Well too bad.

Everyone thinks I’m nuts.  So you won’t get a free bong.

You will get a free jar though. Which is still awesome, though somehow today I’ve managed to make it seem like a consolation prize.

I think I’m doing this wrong.

Yesterday’s Free 420 Jar went to Delilah for using a pun without immediately saying “no pun intended”. I hate when people do that. Let’s take a look at said pun-

…thanks to such a high-reaching website such as ya’ll!

Ok, upon further review that was pretty forced, but it will do.

Good show Delilah! Free medium amber jar.

Today’s freebie to follow shortly.

Last Friday’s free 420 Jar went to…….

Me.

Yep, it was my turn. Mine comes full too. Deal with it.

As for the rest of yall, I haven’t forgotten you. Today I hooked up two winners.

First I chose Kathy out of CA. Kathy orders from us frequently and I like to make sure that our returning customers know I notice ‘em. So thanks again Kathy!

That was going to be it as far as winners go, but I came across Josh from CT who practically begged for it with this comment :

heard of you in high times. and i noticed you give free jars based on what is in this box here. so i went through the archives to see the reasons you give free jars, so i could have and idea of what to write. as i read i realized that you give jars based on the most random things. so im hoping that my name or where i live or something will be good enough to get a jar, because i would LOVE a jar

Anyone who scans through these “archives” definitely deserves a reward at the end. Free xs screw-top herb for Josh.

Today’s free jar goes to Eric in Michigan. Eric writes that he heard of us from Weeds and 420chan.org

I’m going to call this free jar “promotional” material, and in return Eric will now go to 420chan.org and tell everybody how he not only got the sweet jar he ordered, he received an extra one free. This will end with every single user of 420chan immediately buying out our supply of jars and providing me a long weekend.

Behold my marketing skills.

I like to fancy myself an expert on Wisconsin. Be it geology to geography, economy through ecology, I know that place.

So imagine my surprise to see an order from Hilbert, Wisconsin.

I don’t know any Hilberts.

Google maps does though.
Sure as shit, I’ve never been through that area. So congratulations Anthony. By living in a city centered between between Sheboygan, Manitowoc, Fond Du Lac, and Appleton and connected only to the outside world through country roads and farm fields……. you have earned today’s Free 420 Jar. Well done.

Robert in MI gets today’s free jar, a medium amber. I had another t-shirt left from the Great Lakes music fest to give away and Robert presented the right opportunity. Thanks for the order!

Free 420 jar yesterday went to Alexander in Memphis. The order after his was heading to Nashville, and I have to say, for various reason unlisted here, I prefer Memphis.

Congrats.

Today’s free jar is headed to John in MI.

Asked where he heard of us from, he responds:

your famous website

Perfect. Our website is famous. We’ve reached a cascading event where just the existence of our website works as advertisement enough for itself.  I mean lets face it, our jars have become a set fixture for the tv show Weeds, soon they’ll be making enough cameos on Entourage to be a contender for best supporting role, and bands like Slightly Stoopid are slinging so many jars out on tour we’re sending next day pallets to stadiums across the country.

Cultural zeitgeist, meet 420 Science.

For stroking my ego into a state of overzealous elation John gets a free medium screw top medical.

Aw hell I’ll toss in some free RezBlock too.

Oh, and John is in Michigan, so he may have more use for these Great Lakes Compassion Club music fest t-shirts then I ever will, so that goes in as well. Score.