420 Science takes pride in the fact that we get our orders out fast. If you placed an order with us before 10 am and don’t have it by 10:01 you only have the postal service to blame for not having already switched to teleportation as their main form of transport.
Still, some customers need their order quicker than quick. Which I always find to be curious. Why the need for next day shipping? Did the customer just score a bag of dank and realize they were about to store their beautiful flower in a crappy sandwich bag? Are they throwing a house party and want to impress their friends with their high quality tastes? Is it a last second birthday gift? Well, for whatever reason Joe from NYC placed an order with us today and he wants his jars asap.
So Joe your 420 Jars are safely on their way. After the cross country flight they will be rushed through Manhattan traffic, past your doorman and brought to your step, which is when you will rip the box apart like a Tasmanian devil and will be elated to find not only the 6 jars you ordered, but 7! A free jar! For you!
Now when your other “delivery guy” comes by, ask him why he hasn’t given you a free gift lately.

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