I’m not sure which is more difficult. Picking out an order to give a free jar to or deciding which jar to give. Today was a rough one as there were many worthy candidates.
I noticed I haven’t rewarded any of our female customers for their coolness yet and after a quick confirmation with wiki I’m confident that girls are people too. This narrows my options down a bit. I have a few female names here but Kathy from Kansas stands out for having a nice consonance.
Wait. Do two K’s equal consonance? I’m not sure….
Kathy from Kansas gets a cannabis jar. That should be enough. Or is that an alliteration? No, I’m calling it consonance.
I’m not an ass. Oh, you said assonance… Maybe. Lets fight about it.
You are correct – it’s alliteration AND consonance. All alliteration is consonance, but not all consonance is alliteration.