Now that we’re up to 55 posts on this blog I think its time to rewind and make sure all our more recent fans are caught up to speed.

Hi.

I’m Brian.

I work for 420 Science. It’s a pretty cool gig. If “pretty cool” means “awesome” and “gig” means “career in the marijuana industry”, that is.

But enough about me. Let’s talk about you. Let’s talk about what it’s going to take for me to put a free 420 Jar in your hand.

Step 1.) Buy something from us.

Step 2.) Pray to your favorite deity.*

Step 3.) Await your order filled with awesome 420 Science products
*If no deities are available, you could try writing an interesting comment when you place your order. It’s no guarantee though

Easy enough. Step one is important though. I think we can all agree that every stoner wishes for a free 420 Jar. I think we can also all agree that satisfying every wish wouldn’t be the best business strategy for us.  Call me crazy but I’ve got a thing for capitalism.

So that’s it really. That’s the game.  It works out for you because anything that increases the chances of getting a free jar with your order has to be a good thing. It works out for me because I’m already walking around the warehouse making commentary on the daily orders as it is, and now I have an outlet to let others experience all the nonsense these orders provoke inside my head.

Now that we’ve touched up, let’s get on with the show.

I picked two orders today to receive free 420 Jars. They both were magnificent in their own way and both deserved a little something extra.

First free 420 Jar goes to Christopher in NJ.  Chris wrote the single most befuddling, antagonizing, single spaced block words I have ever seen in  any comment. Ever. I love it. I’d take this comment home to Mommy. Here it is in all of it’s full, unedited glory.

Hello my name is Christopher.I am a long time fan thats lost hope. I truly Belived at some point i would get a kick ass jar. WRONG. i found you guys surfn for supplys. My aunt saw these jars and loved them. She is now getting married and her wedding is in june so Im getting this for her wedding gift. I am starting to began to think that this is just a scam and false advertisment. I have been reading and enjoying this website for along long time now and never have i ever got a “free 420 jar”. You would think afte a while maybe somthing.. I like to say good things come to those who wait. Well wait I have and read articl upon article of free give aways beliving there is some good in this world and actualy happy there is somebody out there that cares for us or anyone at that. I am now going to buy a jar but I only want you to know I am truely sorry for bothering with this for so long beliving the FREE 420 JARs and that maybe just maybe once in my life somthing good would happen to me. Herb has saved my life and without it I would not be here. and with that im going to smoke a fatty place a order and hope soemone will read this and know you broke my heart and i will not read those fony blogs of “todays free 420 jar” this is my last shot. Brian, will you prove me wrong and let me belive again. long time fan, Christopher
your true long loyal friend of the past Christopher .

Chris, If I wasn’t already staying late just today just to give away free 420 Jars then I would respond to this line by line, making sweet love to each sentence ever so slowly. But it’s late and Friday, so please enjoy the free medium Medical Leaf I sent you and have fun at the wedding.

Today’s second free 420 Jar is headed out to Aaron in Ma.  Aaron’s order was an instant standout for having an order comment with enough imagery to make me feel like I was living in the 90′s hit tv show “Wings” He comments:

Spent a few weeks island hopping in a deserted corner of the Caribbean and our entry-point back into the states was Ft. Myers, FL. Ft. Myers airport is a throw-back to an earlier era. The building has two rooms – a top level and a bottom level. In the bottom level there is a small store that sells cold beverages, beach knick-nacks and a tired pile of magazines.

The pile consisted of a few nudie mags, a people from 2006, and a high times. In that high times I found an ad for 420 science, and it made my day. I am waiting with bated breath for my first order. You are going to make my day.

Thanks!

You might be a pot head if….. You’re sitting a table with a few nudie magazines and a High Times and you grab the High Times. Well done sir. Enjoy the free large Word Cloud

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