Chris out of Wylie, TX gets the jar today.
I like the name Wylie.
I think I’ll name my first born son that. Then I’ll convince that son that he’ll grow up to be a time traveler, like his father, and that after he’ll eventually go back in time and visit an area outside of Dallas called Nickelville that this son will save from some sort of calamity. Maybe some sort of infestation or plague. Also, the theme song for Doctor Who will be playing from the sky during all of this.
The people of Nickelville will have been so grateful that they decide to rename the town Wylie.
Yep, that’s a plan.

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