Today’s free 420 jar winner was a real stand out. Natalia from Minnesota commented with her order for a Write and Erase jar :

me and my buddy were sitting baked out of our minds and happened to Google 420 and you guys came up. hook up a free bong

Well seeing as how this company doesn’t sell bongs or any of their relative paraphernalia I found this request intriguing. Was it just a silly flippant comment, or a challenging demand?

Can a customer rightfully request a free bong with purchase of a $24.95 jar and expect to actually get it? From a store that doesn’t even sell pieces?

It seems this is like walking into a JC Penny, buying a pair of slacks and asking for an Armani leather jacket free. Of course it wouldn’t ever happen…..

…but what if it did? What if Natalia’s $24.95 jar did come with a $225ish Helix water-pipe? Would rumor of such a deal reverberate through the industry? Would throngs of customers come scratching at our door desperately offering their money and loyalty? Could it shake the foundations of capitalism? Would the boss panic and slap me?

There was only one way to find out.

Calls were made.

Contacts were…..uh….contacted.

Shady shenanigans mixed with flim-flam flying by the seat of my pants wheeling and dealing, I did it all…

… and now I have my answer.

Natalia. Are you excited?

Ya?

Well too bad.

Everyone thinks I’m nuts.  So you won’t get a free bong.

You will get a free jar though. Which is still awesome, though somehow today I’ve managed to make it seem like a consolation prize.

I think I’m doing this wrong.

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